Sad Bastard Jeans

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’

Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’

by dmkk August 14, 2022

Side Bastard

A man who dates a married woman. He does everything she ask and must wait for her to get away from her husband to see her.

Damn there is Ezra sitting at the bar waiting for his married girl friend. He is such a side Bastard

by Ezra2727 December 24, 2022

ol' dirty basaard

a digusting hotdog found in alleys or streets,mostly with cigarette ashes or dog shit upon them,homeless eat these to stay alive and shit out the remains back to where the ol' dirty basaard was found.

homeless guy 1: ''ah man that ol' dirty basaard went right through me.''

homeless guy 2:''tell me about it...hey, look there's another one!''

by ikemama October 21, 2010

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

sneaky lil bastard

A phrase used to express the sneakiness of a bastard

That sneaky lil bastard is back

by Bodapoonboi December 26, 2016

Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.

John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.

by J.C.J January 25, 2022

Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.

by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023