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Band Dork

A bandy, a person who is in marching band. A freak. Usually has lots of zits.
The cheerleader said to the football player: "Who is that freak with the tuba?"
The football player said to the cheerleader: "That's a band dork. Let's beat them up"
The cheerleader says to the football player: "Okay."
by TheOblideration July 6, 2004
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Band Head

A hairstyle worn by an ex-musician still stuck in the 80's. Usually, the convict would be seen wearing make-up, spandex, and grungy 80's band T-Shirts (I.E. AC/DC, KISS, Poison, Etc.).
You know something, Courtney's father would be so hot if he quit wearing spandex and changed his Band Head.
by Mary Beth Ondra May 3, 2006
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Band kid

Not old memes, actually.
Cooler than you.
Also gay because gay
Look, there’s a band kid!
by bandmids April 22, 2023
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band fucker

1. a member of high school society that is sexually

involved with band members, but not actually a band

member themself

2. a socially aquaward high schooler who doesnt fit in

with any other "click" in the system, but doesnt have

enough musical ability to become a musical prodigy
Human 1: Damn, that girl is FINE!
Human 2: Dude, she is a band fucker, you dont want to tap that! You know how they pass them around . . .

(over phone) . . . I think I want to become a band fucker. The horns and string players this year are really hot!
by KaDizzel Fizzel September 29, 2009
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Band Camp

A code word for a swinger's club.

That way you can talk about it and people listening in won't know what you're talking about. They'll think that you play an instrument which is sort of true because you play the skin flute at Band Camp.
What are you doing after this? Going to Band Camp. I need to find a trio or a quartet.
by Manicorn Hunter July 28, 2012
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Band Geek

A Dork, Nerd, Douchebag, Fucktard! Spends all their time talking worthless band smack. Moves in odd clicks only with other band geeks. A hater of sports or anyone with atletic ability. The douchebag that always got their books and that lame ass instrument case slapped out of their hands in school. Non-Pussy getter unless a trick within the nerd click is handin it out. Thinks anyone NOT in the band is a loser. Can't dress for shit. Always look out for floods, white high-top Reebok shoes from the 1980's, shitty hair style, taped glasses frame, possibly a pocket protector with an exploded pen stain on the pocket. Things killer bands like Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy, Staind and Alice in Chains are lame. A band geek can always play the Barney song on their instrument. Blogs with other band geeks about sheet music and band camp experiences. Has only seen pussy when his mom gets out of the shower. Thinks condoms are flute covers. Need I say more?
Kill- "Yo, Band Geek..come over here douchebag!"

Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."

Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"

Band Geek- "Um ok."
by Kill1349Chief February 3, 2009
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Band Camp

A place where you can get pregnant!
Lexie: "Hey, where did you get knocked up again?"

Patty: "{Band Camp}!"
by Market Basket hottie June 13, 2009
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