acton

a smallish town in Eastern Mass that shares a school with another small town called boxborough, which is even smaller. adjacent to acton is the town of concord. these towns have much in common. both share a school with a much smaller town (carlisle, boxborough). All four towns are quite wealthy on average. In acton, they like to make rude comments about how bad concord/carlisle high school is, in terms of spoiledness and sketchyness. What they don't realize is that they are pointing out faults that exist in their own school as well. They also like to shove their sports teams in our face. However, the only team they have that beats C-C regularly is their football team, and they are regularly embarrassed in a number of other sports.

"Did you see that acton kid who posted that description of C-C on urban dictionary?"

"Yeah, what an idiot. He must not have thought that one out. There are just as many luxury cars in AB's parking lot."

by anonymous August 20, 2005

Antonia

Antonia is a beautiful girl who is also and idiot

No one:
Literally no one:
Antonia: what’s 2+2

by HughHefner November 12, 2020

San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.

Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

by Drpun May 18, 2009

acton

A dong-licking, sac-sucking, ass-eating, vagina-hating, Chronicle's of Narnia-watching, JT-loving faggot.

Don't touch my balls, you fucking acton

by Ord shop May 17, 2008

Alton Brown

The patron saint of the geek kitchen.

After watching Good Eats for a couple of weeks, I too am now an Alton Brown whore... and I'm proud of it.

by Brian X June 22, 2003

Anton Lavey

"The Black Pope"; founder of the Church of Satan in 1960 and author of many books on the subject, he has become an icon to disillusioned teenagers who hate their parents and their comfortable surburban life style.
Claimed to be a Lion-tamer, Police Photographer, descended from gypsies, witnessed occult Nazi rituals, and been giving it hard to Marilyn Monroe. All untrue; records show he as just some guy from Illinois.

Eyewitness accounts testify that LaVey just couldn't resist fresh-baked kitten.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005

Antonio

A Antonio is a Canadian, who ends up living in a small ghetto city and has Alzheimer’s. He is a mean and selfish old hag who messed around with beds and then leaves. He also messes around with girls, he’s first love them and then dumped them for another, I call that a player. He has a deep secret involving “ice cream” and “pudding” which one day will be revealed to the world. He is a racist and abusive to short young girls who did nothing wrong to him. He can make bets even though he does not win since he has Alzheimer’s, he does not know he loses every bet. He has a horrible attitude with a face looking like a ugly goblin and eats kittens. Must stay away from an Antonio!!!!!

You have a boyfriend already?! Watch out he better not be a Antonio!

by Maximize October 4, 2018