Abishgol

When someone gets cornholed by a wet lubed squirrel cock.

Stan was abishgoled by the chubby squirrel that wanted his cornhole.

Abishgol by CHS Squirrel12 January 2, 2010

eldritch abomination 

A horrific monster, often of otherwordly origin, that inspires terror and breaks the sanity of those that witness them. These monsters often have ties to the Cthulhu Mythos created by H. P. Lovecraft.

No words could properly describe the eldritch abomination rising from the sea.

eldritch abomination by Umbris Dementium January 22, 2015

absc 

Acronym for "Another boring shaved cunt." Popularized by the website guesshermuff.blogspot.com due to the large number of muffless entries.

"I would love this chick till she died. Then love her in the afterlife."

"No way. absc."

absc by stallion90210 October 31, 2011

absolute spoon 

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

absolute spoon by Hayoumug January 14, 2017

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

The unheard of, unimaginable final level of boredom. Congrats, your closer to the end of the class period! But still..... your sooo bored.

Teacher: Now, you may begin the test
You: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Teacher: goes into shock
Classmataes: We worship you abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by thE DoNUT vIGiLanTE February 26, 2019

The Abbot 

A nickname for rapper/producer the Rza of the Wu-Tang Clan

The Abbot just released a new Bobby Digital CD.

The Abbot by The 4th Horseman August 6, 2008

Forstering About 

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

Forstering About by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015