That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.
This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.
by Spitballer February 15, 2020
Get the doggy dumpsmug. the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?
by calishamedump December 25, 2010
Get the shame-dumpmug. When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.
by WmClarke November 3, 2018
Get the Dump the Pumpkinmug. The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'
by WFTR November 1, 2013
Get the Dumping Monkeymug. When a mobile device is so full of apps it takes so long to find the app you wanted, by the time you found it, you forgot why you needed it. Hence it is time to go app dumping.
by TaylorTech September 24, 2011
Get the app dumpingmug. That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.
by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018
Get the Schroedinger's Dumpmug. The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.
by Ale07 June 1, 2012
Get the Aussie dumpmug.