Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 10, 2020

Dick Debt

Dick debt

I've been waiting for a month for her or suck it and now she is in Dick debt she owes me.

by Hoddie February 21, 2020

Dick Dusted

The act of intentionally or unintentionally farting on an erect penis. This is most often experienced during aggressive foreplay.

After demolishing some Taco Bell last night Samantha dick dusted me while we were making out

by Snaproll3570 March 7, 2020

Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020

Dick Nugget

noun. The delicious result of taking severed human penises, grinding them into a fine ground dick-meat-patty, shaping them into nuggets, lightly battering and frying. Best served with BBQ or honey mustard.

I had the best dick nugget the other day! You could tell that they used fresh dick, none of that frozen dick patty stuff.

by Ms_TaySti8 March 20, 2020

Dick shoe

Idk, but as I think about it, it could be a way to say dirty condom. :))

"See you in hell, you stupid ass dick shoe!" - Domplays

by Devils4ngel April 23, 2020

Dick Pivot

(n.) the act of switching sexual positions without removing p from v

alternate usage: pivot dick
(n.) a dick that is kept inside a female vagina while switching sexual positions, similar to a pivot foot in basketball which must remain planted on the floor until a player dribbles, passes, shoots, etc.

The dick pivot from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl is a pretty complex sequence of moves.

If I hadn't bought that VHS box-set of late 80's interracial porn, my husband never would have learned the dick pivot. It saved out marriage.

T. Chance Thrasher is a legend in the industry, His dick pivot is like the Abdul-Jabar sky hook, just unstoppable.

by Ryan O’Connell May 16, 2020