Dick Dusted

The act of intentionally or unintentionally farting on an erect penis. This is most often experienced during aggressive foreplay.

After demolishing some Taco Bell last night Samantha dick dusted me while we were making out

Dick Dusted by Snaproll3570 March 7, 2020

Dick Tap Month 

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

Dick Tap Month by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020

Dick Nugget 

noun. The delicious result of taking severed human penises, grinding them into a fine ground dick-meat-patty, shaping them into nuggets, lightly battering and frying. Best served with BBQ or honey mustard.

I had the best dick nugget the other day! You could tell that they used fresh dick, none of that frozen dick patty stuff.

Dick Nugget by Ms_TaySti8 March 20, 2020

Dick shoe 

Idk, but as I think about it, it could be a way to say dirty condom. :))

"See you in hell, you stupid ass dick shoe!" - Domplays

Dick shoe by Devils4ngel April 23, 2020

Dick Pivot 

(n.) the act of switching sexual positions without removing p from v

alternate usage: pivot dick
(n.) a dick that is kept inside a female vagina while switching sexual positions, similar to a pivot foot in basketball which must remain planted on the floor until a player dribbles, passes, shoots, etc.

The dick pivot from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl is a pretty complex sequence of moves.

If I hadn't bought that VHS box-set of late 80's interracial porn, my husband never would have learned the dick pivot. It saved out marriage.

T. Chance Thrasher is a legend in the industry, His dick pivot is like the Abdul-Jabar sky hook, just unstoppable.

Dick Pivot by Ryan O’Connell May 16, 2020

dick pit 

The geographical region of Florida's coastline between the Big Bend Wildlife Management Area and the Bald Point State Park. Similar to an 'arm pit,' this region represents the are between the base of the phallus state's shaft and the scrote, respectively.

Every time I drive I-10 through Florida, I can't help but pass by the dick pit.

dick pit by DadPunsAreBadPuns May 31, 2020

Dick Nausea 

When you feel like you’re gonna throw up after a furious dicking down.

I gotta stop having steamy morning sex it gives me a bad case of dick nausea

Dick Nausea by Bailz June 4, 2020