Fucking chicken 

A chicken that someone keeps for sex. You can't train a chicken to have sex with humans. You just grab a chicken and fuck it.
They are sometimes taken to orgies as a curosity and/or to make more kinky. Perverts sometimes keep them.

John's got a fucking chicken.

Fucking chicken by Deep blue 2012 March 1, 2010

Choke the chicken 

Verb. Male masturbation

Gimme my laptop I'm going to Choke the chicken

Choke the chicken by Heybroski July 21, 2015

Beer up the butt chicken

A storebought chicken witch gets a full 12 oz. can crammed up it's ass for an extreamy large amount of flavoring. This style of chicken cooking falls into the "Smoked Chicken" catigory.

"Tommy i just had the beer up the butt chicken, it was fuking fantastic!"

Beer up the butt chicken by Dan Waun January 12, 2006

Choking the chicken 

well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.

Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.

Maybe not.

Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken

Choking the chicken by arzoo October 18, 2006

stinky chicken breath

He chats bullshit. Luckily we can't smell that or we'll all be dead.
His favourite band must be Rooster and his favourite TV shows are probably Cow & Chicken, The farm and Who rules the roost.

Someone called Edward Ford who chats bullshit and smells like chicken

Everyone else -"Edward!!! Stop watching 'the farm', put down that KFC and have a bath"
Edward - "I'll do it later!!!"

stinky chicken breath by anonymous February 9, 2005

Layer 8 Chicken Parm 

In networking terms, the little well-known eighth layer of the OSI reference model.

Layer 8 -> Chicken Parm
Layer 7 -> Application
Layer 6 -> Presentation
Layer 5 -> Session
Layer 4 -> Transport
Layer 3 -> Network
Layer 2 -> Data Link
Layer 1 -> Physical

Normally, during troubleshooting procedures, a problem can be broken down and categorized into one of the lower seven layers. When an issue is of an unknown origin, cannot be resolved, nor can it be explained, it becomes a layer 8 issue, and is pushed aside as unsolvable.

"This laptop can't connect to McDonald's Wi-Fi no matter what I do! Even an RHKTTH didn't work!"
"Dude, Layer 8 Chicken Parm issue, let's go to Panera, free Wi-Fi!"
"That's what I get for buying a laptop from wal-mafia!"
"Dude, don't be an AHOP, and drive!"

Layer 8 Chicken Parm by TheDownwardSpiral November 20, 2007

Screaming Chicken 

A sexual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. Just as he is about to reach climax, the male screams out a chicken sounding "BUCKOOOOCK!" to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face.

This is a play off of the "screaming Eric" in which you scream as loud as possible just before ejaculation.

Sexually deprived Trevor arrived home late and saw his girlfriend fast asleep in bed. In a fit of rage and to get back at her for months without sex, Trevor gave her a Screaming Chicken. Sadly, shortly after, she bit off his penis.

Screaming Chicken by The Roger Dodger December 16, 2006