4 definitions by TheDownwardSpiral

Layer 8 Chicken Parm

In networking terms, the little well-known eighth layer of the OSI reference model.

Layer 8 -> Chicken Parm
Layer 7 -> Application
Layer 6 -> Presentation
Layer 5 -> Session
Layer 4 -> Transport
Layer 3 -> Network
Layer 2 -> Data Link
Layer 1 -> Physical

Normally, during troubleshooting procedures, a problem can be broken down and categorized into one of the lower seven layers. When an issue is of an unknown origin, cannot be resolved, nor can it be explained, it becomes a layer 8 issue, and is pushed aside as unsolvable.

"This laptop can't connect to McDonald's Wi-Fi no matter what I do! Even an RHKTTH didn't work!"
"Dude, Layer 8 Chicken Parm issue, let's go to Panera, free Wi-Fi!"
"That's what I get for buying a laptop from wal-mafia!"
"Dude, don't be an AHOP, and drive!"

by TheDownwardSpiral November 1, 2007

RHKTTH

1. RoundHouse Kick To The Head

2. What Chuck Norris does to his prey

3. Term used to describe a verbal smackdown on an individual or group or individuals

Employee #1: Did you see Ryan WWILF the web all day yesterday?

Employee #2: Yeah, man, the boss gave him a firm RHKTTH to stop that crap.

by TheDownwardSpiral June 4, 2007

RHKTTH

1. RoundHouse Kick To The Head

2. What Chuck Norris does to his prey

3. Term used to describe a verbal beatdown on an individual or group or individuals

Employee #1: Did you see Ryan WWILF the web all day yesterday?

Employee #2: Yeah, man, the boss gave him a firm RHKTTH to stop that crap.

by TheDownwardSpiral May 24, 2007

wal-mafia

This is what suppliers call Wal-Mart for their heavy-handed tactics and constant price squeezing

Holy markdown, Batman! Even Chuck Norris wouldn't buy that from the Wal-Mafia!!

by TheDownwardSpiral June 7, 2007