my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

Agent Cat

Agent cat is the coolest PERSON alive

Have you talked to agent cat?
No.
You should hes a really AWESOME person.
Will do.

by kvoji February 13, 2022

A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

puff cat

Vagina; beaver; lady muffin; taco; puss.

She sure knows how to use her puff cat.

by Suzyhomemaker March 6, 2022

Doja Cat

A talented young woman who became famous from her songs "Say So" (A Viral TikTok) and "MOOO!" (A popular meme). She's an internet troll and funny af, she is a very talented performer. Sadly she annouced she'd be quitting soon due to an incident in Paraguay. (or is she gonna be taking a break because she's a star who will be undergo stress).

Boy 1: Who's that

Girl 1: IF YOU DON'T KNOW DOJA CAT WE'RE OVER!

by YourTruly123jajajajajjajajaja April 3, 2022

Ulysses cat

Ulysses cat is a cat who took a long journey through the snowy winters of New York to finally return to his home at the Gorfein's. He's a really handsome big orange cat who likes milk. He's friends with the folk singer Llewyn Davis.

Got damn! It's the Ulysses cat

by llewyndavis.feels April 8, 2022

Bunky Cat

He is taking the nation by storm.

Did you hear about bunky cat? Shit's taking the nation by storm1

by 360AntiviralMctwist April 9, 2022