cat

a animal that can be used as a pet

oh wow look at that CAT. I would like to get a CAT.

by Beluganotknownbyme February 26, 2023

Cats

The CUTEsTeD Fuckin THinG On ThE PlaNEt

CaTs R So FkIn CuTe

by Catsrcuteaf February 15, 2024

cat food jello

The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.

Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.

Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.

by KittyDaddyCam November 24, 2021

Cat

An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.

“I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.”
“dude, don’t get all catty up in here!”
“Cat”

by Yasssssssssssskween November 9, 2018

Cat

God of all humanity

All hail cats

by TheNowhereKing April 20, 2022

Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or

person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?

by Kaylee14 December 17, 2020

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025