FART

Elon Musk isn’t just the king of tech—he’s the undisputed overlord of farts. From flamethrowers to fart apps in Teslas, he’s turned flatulence into a futuristic symphony. Every toot is a tweet-worthy triumph. Bow down to the Sultan of Stink, the Baron of Butt Blasts, the true King of Farts

Fart

by dsdsadsad April 10, 2025

Fart Nigger

Someone that claims a fart that was not theirs. Made popular by Nicole Curtis on HGTV

I let a sick silent but deadly loose and that fart nigger stole my glory.

by Bringntardback February 12, 2026

Fart

Something that you can call intuition because it was in your gut

“I farted and called it intuition”

by ThatChud March 1, 2026

Fart my dick

To jokingly promise a form of retaliation that is impossible in every known branch of science, yet somehow vivid enough that everyone immediately pictures it, and dies laughing.

In the cab ride home George threatened to fart my dick on Colleen’s face, causing everyone to laugh uncontrollably.

by boondocks5 March 21, 2026

fartbox

fartbox noun /ˈfärtˌbäks/ A generic, styleless condominium or apartment complex—typically built from the 1980s onward—that exhibits minimal architectural distinction and contributes little to the cultural or aesthetic character of its surrounding community.

Developers tore down the church to make room for more fartboxes.

by Auxpr July 16, 2025

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

FART

Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobe

That lady who got eighty-sixed for yelling in the bathroom and hitting security in the face is now telling the receptionist that she was "just asking questions", but that's every FART's favorite catchphrase

by WORM worrior August 5, 2025