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that's what a man does 

The definition for "That's what a man does" entered by Burner is perfect.

the phrase itself derived from the Girl Next Door...
-There is this really hot girl, the girl next door
=So did you bang her yet?
-Yeah, right I banged her (sarcasm)
because "THATS WHAT A MAN DOES."

Lines that are associated with "what a man does":

"All I wanna do is bang hot chicks" (girl next door)
"We are all going streaking...through the quad to the gymnasium" (old school)
"F#CK IT, I'll squeeze one" (GND)
"We can't lose our composure" (OS)
"You got to use my girlfriend, shes so good, wanna give her a throw?" (GND)
"I guess I am a little freaked out about only having sex with one person (points to his wife) for the rest of my life" (OS)
"How's the rack?" (GND)
"Do you know how lucky you are to land someone as sexually enlightened as Hedi..look Columbus wasn't looking for America when he went sailing away, but he found it and that sure as heck worked out for the rest of us" (0S)
"I would have nailed her right there and then"(GND)

FOR INFO ON HOW TO DO WHAT A MAN DOES: Learn from anything that a man has done in the Girl Next Door (especially giving her Bourbon to get her drunk for sex) and Old School. These are textbook examples of "what a man does."
examples are listed above.
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look what the cat dragged in 

An implication that someone is looking haggard, disheveled, and weather beaten...in very bad shape.
"Honey, don't I look fabulous in this new dress?"
"Look what the cat dragged in."

That's what I'm screaming 

A statement of strong agreement. Similar to, but stronger than, 'I heard dat', 'Word', and "Dat's what I'm sayin".
Person 1: Bush absolutely ruined our economy.

Person 2: I couldn't agree with you more. That's what I'm screaming.

Person 1: Dis dj is off da chain!

Person 2: Dat's what I'm screamin.

Person 1: Shaneyney booty be on time, u know what I'm sayin my nigga?

Person 2: Trudat my brotha! U ain't neva lied! Dat's wat I'm screamin!

thats what she sayed 

Voice 1: Omg its so fucking huge

Voice 2: THats what she sayed

Voice 1:Haha i love that joke

SAY WHAT?!?! 

Something said by someone who is confused.
Person: I love you.
Other Person: SAY WHAT?!
SAY WHAT?!?! by Anonymous August 31, 2003

that's what she said 

The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere
K: Just put it in there, please.

Carol: That's what she said!

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Carol: Did you eat it?

K: I put it in my mouth.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Wait...
the most annoying phrase that our neighbors use
"hey come and play airsoft"
"DO WHAT?"
do what by sausage and eggs April 5, 2008