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John Paul

by Applepp October 29, 2020
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jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.
by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018
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Perfect John

weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.
Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.
by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019
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John

That man is such a John at math
by Homie j May 12, 2021
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Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
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John

his last name is fucking longer than both his first and middle name combined
"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"
by superbigmaster June 21, 2023
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Zayne John

To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.
Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.
by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023
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