Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.

Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020

John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??

Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing

by Christyonne November 20, 2023

John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.

It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.

by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022

jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023