Alley cat 

Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.

We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.

Alley cat by Slipripper November 24, 2021

Doja Cat

It simply means a bad bitch

OMG this woman is the biggest doja cat ever

Doja Cat by Talkytalky November 24, 2021

Miss Cat 

Miss Cat is the feral cat that has been tamed. As a loving pet, she is always willing to please her owner in any way that he desires. Given appropriate attention and lots of strokes, Miss Cat will be a pussy that will purr for hours. Occasionally she requires a stern word or some correction, but will soon be purring and rubbing herself against your legs again.

There's nothing better than seeing Miss Cat, content, lapping up some milk.

Look at Miss Cat, she's so adorable!

Miss Cat by Mr J master of cats November 26, 2021

My Cat 

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

My Cat by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

Dinoqesian Cat 

A Dinoqesian cat; (dinn-oh-kee-jee-an);

is an Icelandic Cat that lives on grassy mountain tops whose purr is so loud and abstract that it mimics the Caw of a Bird. Because of similarities in sound, this cat often lures birds down on the mountain to prey upon for sustenance. Its look is similar to that of a Lion Cub with a soft brown coat of fur.

On my trip to Iceland, I saw a Dinoqesian Cat!

Dinoqesian Cat by social_anxierty December 4, 2021

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone 

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Fish-cat

When the photographs of an individual look worse than their real life looks, be it on purpose, or due to their lack of self-obsession and/or photography skills.

Dude1: Dude how do you get any matches with these pics?
Dude 2: WDYM? I like taking weird selfies!
Dude 1: No homo, my guy, but you're a fish-cat
Dude 2: Nah man, get outta here.

Fish-cat by AladdinKun December 19, 2021