slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

CHEESE

RATS EAT CHEESE

A RAT IS A PAID INFORMANT

DONT TOUCH CHEESE >>>?

by hellomynameiscupcake September 11, 2011

Underground Street Cheese

Dick cheese

Hey, how do you get rid of underground street cheese?

by SMARTFACE January 19, 2022

cheese factor

It's the most important factor in all trig equations.

You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.

by South Paw May 8, 2004

Making Crazy Cheese

Slang for making crazy amounts of money.

Just keep making that crazy cheese man!

Yo I'm making crazy cheese!

by cooldude144 October 30, 2010

Cheese-Back

When you finish on her back but neither of you have showered.

"I heard Jerry gave Veronica a Cheese-Back last night, band kids are nasty."

by cheesebackguy January 26, 2023

Pedestrian Grilled Cheese

When you take one slice of pepperjack cheese and one slice of Colby Jack cheese and put it on a bitch’s tits and walk your cock and balls across her chest

Yo did u pedestrian grilled cheese that shawty last night or what?

by Sandyclams January 15, 2024