New Yearmas

(1) A Word Conjunction Of Christmas and New Year's
(2) A Simplization of the phrase "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"

Merry Christmas and happy new years
Me: Why don't you say happy New Yearmas

by EmJayee December 24, 2019

New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal

My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.

by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Deliverer of Bad News

aka bearer of bad news, told ya Victoria it's a thing!

I hate to be the deliverer of bad news Victoria but we cannot purchase a lightsaber at the disneyparks this time.

by danifhdz May 21, 2019

New Level Dark

Adj.
A black person so dark that they are dark on a new level
noun
A new level dark person

Stevie Wonder is new level dark

by maxyyyyyylol May 23, 2019

Dogo News

Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.

Yo, that Dogo News was hella crusty!

by mattcris4n June 6, 2019

New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.

Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019