7 definitions by mattcris4n
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The dice of uno. Typically comes in a can. Usually played when an elementary school kid brings you into a corner and makes you think you’re playing a card game, but then turns around and pulls uno dice out of his ass.
by mattcris4n May 24, 2020
Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.
by mattcris4n June 6, 2019
by mattcris4n July 8, 2019
A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
by mattcris4n May 24, 2020
by mattcris4n May 24, 2020