mattcris4n's definitions

Domenick Ragusa

Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Donald Trump fused together to make an almighty being

Yo, look at that Domenick Ragusa over there. He’s going to shoot up the school!

by mattcris4n July 7, 2019

Jewcumwhoreniggatrinfaggoot9900069Nigger

Dom

Dim Ragusa is a Jewcumwhoreniggatrinfaggoot9900069Nigger

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Dogo News

Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.

Yo, that Dogo News was hella crusty!

by mattcris4n June 6, 2019

Uno Dice

The dice of uno. Typically comes in a can. Usually played when an elementary school kid brings you into a corner and makes you think you’re playing a card game, but then turns around and pulls uno dice out of his ass.

Matt: So where are the cards?

Jake: No, we’re gonna play... UNO DICE!

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Gimp

Unexplainable.

Bro look at Kevin, that man is a GIMP!

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

Dom did it

Dom did the Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020