Definitions by mattcris4n

Gimp 

Unexplainable.

Bro look at Kevin, that man is a GIMP!

Gimp by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Uno Dice 

The dice of uno. Typically comes in a can. Usually played when an elementary school kid brings you into a corner and makes you think you’re playing a card game, but then turns around and pulls uno dice out of his ass.

Matt: So where are the cards?

Jake: No, we’re gonna play... UNO DICE!

Uno Dice by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jake Justino 

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

Jake Justino by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Mass Shooting In An Orphanage 

Dom did it

Dom did the Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

Mass Shooting In An Orphanage by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jewcumwhoreniggatrinfaggoot9900069Nigger 

Dom

Dim Ragusa is a Jewcumwhoreniggatrinfaggoot9900069Nigger

Jewcumwhoreniggatrinfaggoot9900069Nigger by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Domenick Ragusa 

Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Donald Trump fused together to make an almighty being

Yo, look at that Domenick Ragusa over there. He’s going to shoot up the school!

Domenick Ragusa by mattcris4n July 7, 2019

Dogo News 

Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.

Yo, that Dogo News was hella crusty!

Dogo News by mattcris4n June 6, 2019