Student population mainly consists of pajama pant wearing freaks who froth at the mouth to hit anyone's burnt 3 week old esco bar. There are a few notorious staff members it is best to steer clear of, especially Mr H*neybutt who is a racist child predator with multiple questionable allegations under his name. Besides the
annoying personality-less fiens there are the most privileged and despicable little fucks you've ever met whose only thoughts consist of
football,
pussy, and how to ruin everyone's
day. The nicest
people you will meet here are nerdy
girls who are obsessed with their GPA and SAT scores. They are boring but they will accept you. They, like many others, have been completely crushed by the competitive environment of this school. You can'
t take a shit without the smell of somebody's mango watermelon ice puff bar wafting out of the big stall. Everyone at this school is
bored so if you get into any personal drama with your friends it will spread like wildfire and will become your legacy at this school. The assistant principal is possibly one of the most evil, vindictive women to walk this
Earth. She will do anything she can to make your school experience Hell. If you do go to this school, make sure to have a sense of humor because everyone is a fucking joke.
Did you hear what happened at my school?
This
kid was yelling out racist slurs and trying to
throw a chair over the
balcony!
Only at MARVIN RIDGE HIGH School.
