Detroit Red Wings 

They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood

A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.

"Whose your favorite NHL team?"

"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"

Detroit Red Wings by nick beyer May 31, 2009

99 red balloons 

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.

Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.

99 red balloons by LilSwagga November 9, 2009

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

Roger Red Hat 

The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.

Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!

Roger Red Hat by A Fat Pasty January 10, 2008

spicy red dragon

Spicy Red Dragon is the act of a woman giving a man a hand job, and before the moment of ejaculation. The woman strikes a match, and holds it under the mans testacles.

"Dude, do you see that girl Taylor?"
"Yeah I heard she gives a nasty spicy red dragon."

spicy red dragon by fvckdaat April 23, 2014

Why is my pee red day 

On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms

Frank : Why are you searching that?
Perri : It's why is my pee red day.

Why is my pee red day by anonymous November 19, 2020

Three red lights

The Xbox360's equivelent of the Blue Screen of Death. Basically, your 360 is fucked.

"I just got the Three Red Lights!

AGAIN!

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT! YOU SUCK!"

Three red lights by Micellaneous Man September 23, 2008