Penis oof

When a women snorts cum and cums out her mouth

I penis oof in her mouth

by Thé master boi October 31, 2018

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

by Iedie8 April 14, 2014

Penis

A body part most commonly on a male. I don't really know why people like them though, cause they're just soggy carrots. No one likes a soggy carrot.

"Ick. Look at this soggy carrot."
"It reminds me of a penis."

by Emerson Bruh May 6, 2021

Penis

A penis is a mans private part where any lady can touch including men aswell

I stroke my penis in the majestic wind as it flopped everywhere and dangled like meat spin

by Bluff penis Florida April 8, 2020

penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022