New Years Resolution

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

8 year old

A child who watches Minecraft videos and is obsessed with playing Roblox. They enjoy eating sandwiches and doritos. They will constantly rage and flip out if they lose a match in a game.

Kevin, you are being such an 8 year old.

by sodapop. February 11, 2021

Trump’s twilight years

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.

With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

9 year old

It is what soldiers of the Pewdiepie army are called. They were previously called as Bros, Sisters, Sister Sqaud, Squad and are now 9 year olds. True 9 year olds are those who did their part, such as Mr.Beast. Do your part, and subscribe to pewdiepie

The 9 year olds pledge their loyalty to the Lord Pewdiepie.

The 9 year olds suffered casualties in the T Series war

My friend Imag Ayman enrolled in elementary school to become a 9 year Old

by Brief Velkoz December 5, 2018

gap year

The time spent whilst you have a visibly broken tooth but are either afraid of the dentist or too busy or too broke to get it repaired.

"Alex when are you going to get that tooth fixed?"
"I'm having a gap year!"

by Grhymer March 16, 2017

500 years of winter

The best band ever.
More punk rock than 5Sos.
The biggest band on the planet.
Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford are their biggest fans.
#500yearsofwinter

Example tweets about 500 years of winter:

"we're a family that turned themselves into a band.

kind of like the Jackson 5, but cooler.

#500YearsOfWinter"

" laughing cause #500yearsofwinter is already more popular than the wanted"

"people in my school are sooo basic
and they don't even know that i'm a band member wtf

#500YearsOfWinter"

by @holylxrry January 10, 2014

New Year's Die

The awful, awful hangover that you get after drinking excessively on New Year's Eve.

He: God, I feel awful! I shouldn't have drunk so much at Bob's New Year's Eve party. I feel like death
She: Yeah, you've got a bad case of New Year's Die.

by ring-tailed roarer December 27, 2009