wig wom

Someone who works for a branch of government, but doesn’t actually get deployed and fight for your country.

That guy is such a wig wom sitting on his ass all day trying to recruit.

by Tyson dickle March 11, 2024

Tit Wig

The thick and often times pube-like tufts of hair sprouting on a guy's chest.

Wow Dan, that's some Tit Wig you've got there!

by PazDiego September 7, 2025

Wig

A lame person or situation unbelievable.

The game was canceled . Man, that's the wig .

by B'ree January 19, 2020

Wig

Something my grandma wears and think it’s the stuff while she swingin it

Omg look at her wig it look like her real hair

by Niyahlitt May 19, 2018

Wig

A word used when something has happened that is weird or shocking. Also used as “wigging”.

That movie was so wig.
Harper stop you’re wigging me out

by wil8s October 14, 2021

rent a wig

When you got drunk or high AF. Your head is gone,it's on rent.

Greg:How was the kush Steven ?
Steven: Dude..i got rent a wig.

by YoungFuture23 November 21, 2016

wig juice

The juicy weird crap black girls put in their cheap Chinese store lace fronts to keep the nappiness to a minimum. It's like shampoo mixed with grease mixed with the tears of children. See also : hood rat.

Girl...I gots to get some wig juice for I go out to dollar drink nite with Tyrone.

by tara rizen March 29, 2015