fucking the wheel

Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.

Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"

by Vinternet November 15, 2007

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

weewer

another word for weewee or weiner meaning penis

i saw this guys weewer the other day man was that gross

by wee396 September 5, 2007

Squeaky wheel

A ménage a trois with a twist. A squeaky wheel is a date when a man goes out with two other men with the understanding that he will get double teamed after the date. As opposed to the third wheel, the squeaky wheel is very much a part of the action.

I'm over playing the third wheel with my married friends. Me thinks I'll round up a couple of men online and play the squeaky wheel for the night.

by MoTimeForThat May 13, 2016

wheelchair

When you see a guy/girl so hot that you would fuck him/her so hard, they would require a wheelchair to move around.

Mark: Damn! Check out that blonde chick over there.

Sam: She is definitely of wheelchair quality!

by Savona August 1, 2008

Wheelbarrow

Wheeling someone secretly, without the knowledge of the whole public...

shhh its a secret, they're more like wheelbarrowing

by oopsthereitis December 11, 2011

wheejoy

Wheeeee JOY! Obviously the exclamation which maximizes the potential of "whee" and "joy".

"Will ya go out with me?"
"ya"
"WHEEJOY!"

by Mersco September 19, 2003