wardrobich

a member of a wardrobe department

I am a lowly wardrobich just steaming, zipping, sewing and cleaning. I dress the bodies of people that are worshipped by other people. I will never see the show. I will be treated like Oliver Twist. I do not speak unless i am spoken to. I will get an extra large crew shirt, most likely Canary Yellow, as a reward.

by Mia M. February 21, 2011

Wardrobitch

a member of a Wardrobe Dept..
i will be stalked by groupies and cheap acquaintances wanting passes and free tickets,
my Production Manager is always an asshole.
i see crazy shit in dressing rooms and backstages.
if i tell anyone i will be fired.
i am frequently asked to find drugs, hide drugs, and do drugs...at times making my job very hazardous :P
i will have a myriad of objects thrown at me and will exact revenge by putting itching powder in the crotches and armits of their gear.
i will recieve an extra large crew shirt, most likely in Canary Yellow or Babyshit Green, as a reward for my suffering.

i am but a Wardrobitch.
i will never see the show.
thousands of people see if i screw up

or else, will never know.

by Mia M.M. February 21, 2011

Wardrobe Mistress

1) Someone who helps you get into and out of costumes during theatre shows.

2) A bad excuse for a perv!

1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!

2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...

by camino_abdullah July 5, 2011

wardobe

secret camp boyfriend who hangs out with you when your actual boyfriend isn't in the mood to go shoe shopping or watch chick flicks.

When i wanted to see "The Notebook", my boyfriend didn't want to come, so i called up my wardobe and he went with me...after wards we went shoe shopping.

by JerryHughes January 19, 2018

wardina hazirah

Wardina Hazirah is a kind person.She's loud but always friendly.She's friends even with animals!If you ever meet her, i'm jealous.She's so kind and heart-warming.She is amazing hardworking girl.She loves purple, cats and music.She's very serious about friendship.She always comfort people that she doesn't realised that she need to comfort herself first.
She always simp without realising.She's funny and cool.She's fun to be with!She's and angel.Beautiful eyes, sweet smiles, perfect lip and all.She loves someone who doesn't even exist.She has so much friends and besties.

I'm insecure of Wardina Hazirah.She's so perfect.

by oikawa simp May 20, 2021

Wardeena

Wardeena, means rose in arabic. An introverted person and shy. She is a very good friend, always there whenever they need her.

Wardeena is my best friend

by ryaky November 22, 2021

Wardley

Wardley is situated between Swinton and Walkden. It’s actually In the district of Salford. People who live here like to think they belong to Worsley.
But they don’t.
They just congregate in the Tesco Express where the Costa Coffee machine never works. The local school kids from Ambrose do Bhavs head in at the Londis post office and hang around at the bus stop in large menacing groups.
The local Facebook group is full of busybodies grassing up the kids that play on the park at the Brook behind Tesco Express

And there’s a shit carvery at the Cat, but the Morning Star do a decent Sunday roast

Where do you live?
“Worsley, near the Morning Star”
Isn’t that Wardley?
No, Wardley’s closer to Swinton

by Thewardlian November 25, 2021