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Tooseema

A name that you will only hear once in a lifetime. The true meaning has not yet been discovered but rumours have it that Tooseema is the goddess of class and seduction. If you find one, don't ever let her go.
Paul: Who's that?
Peter: Tooseema
Paul: Damn, she's fine!
Peter: I know right!
by dbchet December 1, 2020
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Twosh

When someone is talking a load of rubbish.
Dad: Were moving to Australia

Faye: well thats a load of TWOSH.
by Louby14 December 5, 2020
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twoteru

a ship in Danganronpa SDR2 โœจ_โœจ๐ŸคŒ
Me: .

I ship Twoteru ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸคŒ
by anonymous December 5, 2020
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twoteru

A ship in SDR2 that I like between twogami and Teruteru โœจ๐Ÿ‘„โœจ๐ŸคŒ
Me: I ship Twoteru ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸคŒ
Some kid: tf
Me: ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ”ซ
by anonymous December 5, 2020
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Twokenism

The act, especially by politicians, of jumping on the latest 'Woke' bandwagon to garner media attention, popularity, and, whisper it ever so softly, votes....
He'd no idea what BLM was about but as soon as he saw the attention it was getting in the press the leader of the opposition simply had to ensure the press had a photo of him taking the knee (whatever that meant) a clear indication that his actions were mere twokenism.
by stephenroi December 11, 2020
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Twofer

When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
by The_G January 21, 2021
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twostake

The second time you make the same mistake.
Myyyy goodness! I just made a twostake!
by Screaming Old Man February 6, 2021
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