Horny Tim's

"I'm going to go get a Double Double at Horny Tim's"
by kickin'in'comox November 08, 2006
Get the Horny Tim's mug.

Tim Allen

1) A type of hand-rolled cigarette commonly rolled accidentally by inexperienced rollers but sometimes rolled purposefully by veteran ones. Formed by pinching your two thumbs in too hard while rolling your cigarette, the middle remains less densely packed (while either side is much tighter and smaller), leaving the cigarette with a distinct, flattened-isosceles-triangle sort of shape.

The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.

2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.
Can Tim Allen roll a Tim Allen so fat that even he couldn't smoke it? Trick question. He doesn't smoke anything, not even that crack bullshit. Doesn't even freebase. He just snorts that pure, white, Colombian nose candy.
by AJ Rabaioli October 29, 2009
Get the Tim Allen mug.

Pookey-Tim

Verb; Versatile verb used in conjunction with sexual inuendo
".....So I pookey-Tim'd her..."
"She was going down on me so I pulled out and pookey-tim'd all over her face"
"What the Pookey-Tim is going on here!"
"She bent over and I gave her the good old Pookey-Tim"
by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004
Get the Pookey-Tim mug.

Tim Pawlenty

The governor of Minnesota who proceeded to fuck up the state. Because of him and his idiots in legislature, Minnesota may go into a state shutdown.
When Tim Pawlenty leaves office I'll be sure to throw a party.
by The Volkswagen Beatle June 23, 2005
Get the Tim Pawlenty mug.

Tim

Generally gay. He lives in a box and has absolutely no friends. Attempts to fein girls but mistakes the for either men or transsexuals.
"Hey look at that Tim, it's really disgusting"
by Josch Muscio November 16, 2016
Get the Tim mug.

tim mcgraw

tim mcgraw is so sexy
by asdfjkl May 08, 2003
Get the tim mcgraw mug.

tim henman

Unusual phenomena whereby loosing actually increases a sportmans following. Normally followed by an avid following every year at Wimbledon by an army of rich tennis lovvies. In recognition of his ability to loose to just about any player able to hold a racket he has been given the nickname tiger. A very apt description if Tigers are gutless, boring and serial tennis champ loosers.
Fortunatley, for Britain, he is still playing Tennis in the hope one day he will win a tournament. Currently he is hoping to enter the womens tennis tour since he he has all the prerequisites for being female
I think we might loose thet football , its looking like another Henman day
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
Get the tim henman mug.