Thirsty Thursdays

These days it is a well-known fact that every Thursday is the day you go down to your local dive bar and it has been infested by loud college girls and juice-heads with pink shirts.

Man 1 "Todd, who are all these people?

Man 2 "Thirsty Thursdays man."

by Dueyutah June 16, 2007

Thirsty Goosehole

A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).

Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.

by truecalling September 7, 2013

thirst buddy

A person with whom one shares equal amounts of thirst, or sexual frustration, and agrees to mutually bemoan said thirst with their thirst buddy. Usually good friends, often partial to assisting one another in quenching their thirst, but not always.

"Yeah, Jack and I haven't gotten any action ever, so we're like, each other's thirst buddy."

by literaryAspirant July 20, 2015

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!

These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!

by gravy111 November 29, 2010

thirst quencher

the act of urinating while being given oral sex. it is applicable to either gender.

-that slut was so nasty that i had to give her a thirst quencher!!! (much laughter)

by the animal March 1, 2004

thirsty bitch

a female that is buggin' for a beer

damn there were some thirsty bitches at the club last night

by Scott March 29, 2003

Thirsty Thursday

Thirsty Thursday’s is where every single human being on earth is aloud to be thirsty for sex.

Dam girl it’s thirsty Thursday, go out and get you some dick!

by Samayarose December 18, 2019