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thumper

a slang term for the main male sex organ; a penis
She was grindin' me so hard at the club that I whipped out ma thumper right there and gave it to her real good.
by Soupek January 24, 2005
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thump

(police) the physical force necessary to take a combative person into custody
"We had to thump that guy after he tried to spit on me." (transfer of bodily fluids is a felony FYI)
by MB Mart--z February 5, 2003
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Tristan thompson

1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible sex partner), and a thompson (a man with no testicles).

2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.

3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.
Example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.

Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.

Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.
by Mr. Stiky stiky September 24, 2011
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Sasha Thumper

1. To much do (specificaly, a girl who is doing to much of anything at the time) Originally from Outkast feat. Slick Rick "Da Art of Storytelling"
Example 1:
Random Girl: "My name is not horny johnson."
Me: "Sasha Thumper."
by Three Stacks October 19, 2007
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Thumped

Man, I was thumped last night!
by Nasmon Arollo May 15, 2006
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bumper thumper

Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
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bible thump

the act of being thumped or thumping someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of the christian religion.
Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."
by tysoe June 12, 2006
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