father ted

Correction: Father Ted was a British programme, made by Channel 4 (U.K.), and shot in London. It was, of course, set in Ireland and the external scenes were shot on location.

Sheryl Crow (inexplicably): "My name is Father Ted"

by anonymous June 2, 2004

Uncle Ted

noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.

I was late for my doctors appointment today because I ended up driving behind an Uncle Ted.

by Radiojunkie March 22, 2012

uncle ted

Your drunk uncle. Even if your drunk uncle isn't Ted, he'd probably respond to it.

Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.

by Professor Fatbot January 26, 2004

Red Ted

A crazy Red haired trinity drunken guy.

Dude is Red Ted coming to the party tonight?

by Mkellso September 29, 2004

Dick-Ted

A hoe who is addicted to Dick.

That girl is a Total Dick-Ted, She's sucked at least 100 cocks.

by Benjamin Jackson April 8, 2007

Uncle Ted

In the classic Amiga game 'Putty' (and later in 'Putty Squad') Uncle Ted was the bloke that played the Hammond organ, causing all baddies to dance uncontrollably for a few seconds. Definitely a good guy to have around.

Amiga die-hard: "Watching people dance at raves reminds me of Uncle Ted from Putty. Must be hypnosis or something,"
PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"

by Scatterflash January 25, 2005

bill and ted

aka "the girls"; a girls breasts

Girl to guy: "Wanna meet Bill and Ted?"
Guy: "Who are Bill and Ted?"
Girl: (points at her breasts) and says "Now are you ready for an excellent adventure?"

by Furreal April 24, 2008