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seattle switch 

While a male and female are engaging in sexual intercouse using the doggy style position, the man very quickly pulls out, and his friend (standing by and ready to go) inserts into the female, male #1 runs outside and around to the window and waves at his female partner as she is being nailed by male #2.
Alex: Hey man I'm going to rail my girlfriend tonight, do you wanna pull the seattle switch on her with me?
Drew: Hell yeah bro.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Alex: AW YEAH BABY
Woman: GIVE IT TO ME
Alex: (pulls out quickly)
Drew: (quickly inserts)
Alex: (runs out of room)
WOMAN: YEEEESSSSS
Alex: (waving through the window from outside)
WOMAN: WHAT THE F$%&!!!!!!
Drew and Alex: hahahahaha
seattle switch by niggy johnson September 19, 2009
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jamaican switch 

to pull a fast one; a confidence trick; a hustle; to be played
We'll pull the jamaican switch on him.
jamaican switch by AngelofMercer November 3, 2014

Bait and Switch Bottom 

A gay man who misrepresents himself as a top to attract men, when in fact, he's a big old bottom.
That guy I took home last night was a total Bait and Switch Bottom. I came out of the bathroom and found him face-down-ass-up on my bed. What a dump.

the gypsy switch

A confidence artist term referring to the quick substitution or switch of something of value for something of less value or worthless, typically money.
She counted out $100,000 and placed in in an envelope. Later when I opened the envelope all that was inside was a hundred $1 bills. She made the gypsy switch on me somehow.
the gypsy switch by Noir Expert August 9, 2020

bitch switch 

a term used when college professors switch the overhead slide before anyone can take down notes. Especially when it is important.
Mrs. Yoder is a bitch switch
bitch switch by Cherry Jazz October 19, 2005

double nugget switch-a-roo 

Usually performed inside of school, secretly take someones backpack and empty all of the books out of it. Take someone else's backpack and take the books out of it again. Flip both backpacks inside out. Take the books to the first backpack and place them in the second bacpack. Also, take the books of the second backpack and put them in the first back pack. Then, zip them up and return them to their original owners.
Oh shit i got nugged...
*opens the backpack
Wait these arent my books!
...Not the double nugget switch-a-roo!!!!

ditch and switch 

When a straight person ditches their significant other for a same sex relationship
Did you see Maggie did the old ditch and switch with Mitch? She’s dating Rebecca now.