Squirrel Whisperer

A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.

There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.

by Indy Jones September 25, 2011

squirts, the

Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.

"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

Squiriferous

To have the characteristics of a gentleman.

Synonym- Chivalrous

Antonym- Douchebag, Player, Jackass, etc.

"That guy just offered me 20$ for sex. What happened to all of the squiriferous guys in this place?"

by Suial December 12, 2009

Squirrel World

Squirrel World is a telling metaphor or pet name for the lovely squirrel-filled city of Ann Arbor, Michigan. The term was first coined by Jay Borchert, a PhD student in Sociology at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor after he moved from the squirrel-free world of Chicago to squirrel world to begin his graduate work. When in Ann Arbor, you'll be sure to see people feeding squirrels, squirrels crossing the street, squirrels wandering up to people as if to ask "what's up" and the fattest most well-fed squirrels in the U.S.

For example, I went to Merida, Mexico for vacation which is "iguana world" and then returned to squirrel world, granola, and academic life.

by PhDeeJay June 12, 2012

Squirtistics

The distance of how far a woman can squirt

Jane's squirtistics are very high, as she has a distance high of 9 feet in length.

by Racenerd May 17, 2021

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

Blue Square

A Newport cigarette. Often sold loose on the street and advertised by the calling, "Blue Squares."

Origin: Blue; (the Color of the Newport cigarette pack), Square;(a slang term for cigarette)

Guy 1-"Blue Squares, Blue Squares!"
Guy 2-"Yo man, lemme get two"
Guy 1-"One dollar."

"Yo man, you got any blue squares?"

by Jw307Jw August 11, 2009