Sploop

An incognito way of expressing your desire to smoke a bong. Usually used when parents or children are around.

Hey man, you down to sploop later?

by Crisis31 April 20, 2010

Sploonge

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.

"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."

by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006

Splooped

The unfortunate event of water being splashed upon your butt while pooping.

I feel like I need a shower! I splooped all over myself!

by Jadyone January 7, 2009

splooner

A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.

"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."

by greensand777 September 27, 2015

sploof

Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!

"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"

by Pass the sploof October 30, 2019

Sploot

The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table

Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot

by Random_pasta November 5, 2020

Deuce Sploosh

The splash of fetid toilet water that hits you in the ass when you launch a shit-missle into the bowl.

Darren, suddenly seized with the need to drop plops, sprinted to the bathroom and unloaded with such bad intentioned velocity that he deuce splooshed himself.

by ShogunHaiku March 13, 2010