short guy 

quarter of the population, fucked for life because of a genetic sequence

(on OKCupid)
Profile: MD, senator, bodybuilder
College-dropout woman: EW! He's 5-6... just another short guy with a little dick!

and

(in the future)
Doctor: We've looked at a genetic sequence on the 4th Y chromosome, the newborn boy will only be 5-9 as an adult - a short guy
Mother: OH GOD KILL IT!!!

short guy by subwayjared July 13, 2015

Short Day

Every time you see a short person you say, “You’ll be tall one day”

October 25th short day,

Short Day by Secret Human October 22, 2019

Short Stack 

Short Stack is a pop punk Australian band, formed in Budgewoi, New South Wales, in 2005. It consists of three members; Shaun Diviney (lead vocals, guitar), Andy Clemmensen (backing vocals, bass) and Bradie Webb (drums, keys). The band formed at school when they were younger. Short Stack now have a new album called 'Stack is the new Black' and have many hit singles including 'Princess' and 'Sway Sway Baby'.
They have 'Short Stack TV' which runs on YouTube and spend a lot of their time talking to their friends on MySpace, and touring around Australia. When asked when they would tour New Zealand, they said that 'we got the name wrong and are going to Old Zealand' (or something like that).
Their audience ranges from 11-17 girls, and people from outside that age-group flame their band (just see some of the other definitions of the band).

Their band is around, love them or hate them, their here to stay.

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Short Stack last night?
Girl 2: Yes! It was the best ever, I bought all of the shirts there.
Girl 3: Which one is your fav though?
Girl 2: I think the 'Sway Sway Bradie' one.
Girl 4: Of course it is, you haven't taken it off for 4 days.

Short Stack by rubixwizard December 20, 2009

short hair 

This is easily obtained by chopping off long hair. It looks good on most girls (pixie is harder to pull off) and can be styled in millions of different ways. Its easier to maintain so its a win-win situation. Girls with shorter hair are not lesbians (although I speak only for myself). Emo girls will dye their short hair bright colors, prep girls might curl theirs, and rocker chicks will give theirs a choppy,layered look. Short hair is super versatile.

Although I cut my hair short and layered, I am as straight as they come :).

WARNING: If you plan on flirting, seducing, or hooking up with guys, I suggest long hair because men tend to like that type more (although I have proof that boys like short hair too).

short hair by RockerChick99 January 16, 2011

short arse twat 

A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.

Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.

Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."

Paul: "Do you believe him?"

Barry: "Not really."

Paul: "Was he short?"

Barry: "Yes he was"

Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.

short arse twat by Gordon Wells September 25, 2006

short girl syndrome 

A short girl (5'8" or under) who will only date tall men (generally 6' or over) as she is insecure about her own lack of height, and wants to compensate.

Note "short girl" means short in terms of male height - the short girl is very insecure, so measures her height against both men and women, not just women.

She is very intent on compensating - but will very rarely admit that that is why she loves tall guys. For her, generally, the taller the better. May be insecure in other areas, for example weight, her own facial features.

"Yeah, any guy I date simply has to be over 6 foot tall"

"Although I'm only 5'6", I just wouldn't feel comfortable dating a guy who is shorter than 6'2""

"She's only dating him to compensate for her height. Short girl syndrome!"

"She's got serious short girl syndrome - he's nearly a foot taller than her!"

short girl syndrome by annoyedtallguy July 15, 2009

Short Stack 

effing awesome australian band..

Shaun Diviney - vocals/guitar
Andy Clemmensen - vocals/bass
Bradie Webb - drums

I went to see short stack yesterday, maaan they were awesome!!

Short Stack by 467 November 3, 2008