steven segal

1.a bad actor
2.a 'louisular' bhuddist
3.Tom Ws idol

X:steven segal is on, hes so stupid.
Tom: omg! lock and load! bam bam bam! I LOVE him!!!

by partyboy January 31, 2005

SEAL Team Six

(v): to go ballistic on, get crazy with, destroy, or be a general badass

man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!

by mobettermeatymeatsheros June 2, 2011

Seal Team Six

They are both the most intelligent and moronic squad to walk the earth.

Seal Team Six is a squad of oxymorons.

by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

Seal Kiss

When you place your foreskin over another males penis and rub forwards and backwards slowly.

John: Can i give you a seal kiss?
Mick: Okay but lube up

by RandyHorseLicker September 9, 2009

harp seal

A person that when they wear spandex shirts, resembles a seal

Robbie, you look like a harp seal in that UNDER ARMOUR® shirt

by JC Morgan February 16, 2007

sperm-sealed

When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.

Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.

by woodsy-likes-wood April 19, 2014

Southern Vacuum Seal

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.

The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018