break your seal

when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.

friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night

by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020

Red Seal

The ring of lipstick a woman leaves after preforming oral sex

That chick left me with a red seal

by becky02 May 28, 2025

soapy seal

When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.

Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.

by Filelton October 6, 2016

Seal has been broken

A male that has been emasculated, castrated, and sodomized. A male that has submitted to society. A male that has given up his ass.

Look at that sugary bitch. You know his seal has been broken.

by 10THou August 26, 2022

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020

chrome seal

a sexual endeavour, whereby a male emits seminal fluid latitudinally across the eyes and mouth of his playtime acquaintance. the act is proceeded by the sprinkling of silver sparkles over the affected orifices. this results in a shiny, chrome seal face.

you are a chrome seal now.

by Jack Caraway February 22, 2011

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017