stoneditude

SI unit of stonedness. Measured in bowls per kilogram. Other measures include Degree of Funny, LD %50 level, and Degree of Cuntitude.

"Dude, your stonetitude is absoluetly ridiculous!"

by Casa January 15, 2005

stoned to the hilt

to be completly and utterly stoned to the point where you can hardly walk, and make noises and sometime loose the feeling in your feet.
Can be adapted into a verb.

EX1
Person1: "jeez, i am stoned to the hilt!!"

EX2
Person1: "to the hilt?"
Person2: "to the nth

by Jonathan and Lee September 1, 2008

stoned penguin

1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned

2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned

mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin

by immastoned December 28, 2007

Stoned

After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone

Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.

by Agentsmith111292 June 9, 2010

no scoped

to hip fire from a sniper rifle like in cod mw2 using some kind of trick. for example the g-shot or the double tap y.

i just no scoped that guy with my intervention sniper.

by tball76868 February 26, 2010

pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.

blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam

by nnarcosis November 3, 2006

Stoned

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009