Chicken Schmuck

A frightened Baffoon

He was such a Chicken Schmuck

by SG1958 December 17, 2020

Trey Schmickey

Any mixed drink

Dale: Hey Joey, you want a beer?
Joey: Nah, man, I want a Captain and Coke.
Dale: A Trey Schmickey guy, I see

by spf004 February 14, 2021

Glucker Schmuckly

Used to describe a blowjob without use of the mouth. Also used to define a fool.

Hey jimmy, my girl gave me a glucker schmuckly last night. Oh you're so lucky!
Steve is such a glucker schmuckly right? Totally.

by zooperpooper June 15, 2022

Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

Joe Schmeckles

A person who is gay.

That guy is a real Joe Schmeckles! He isn't staying the night is he?

by theunknowning February 2, 2025

Lutnick Schmucknick

Nickname given Howard Lutnick, disgraced Secretary of Commerce, after crashing the world economy with Trump's unnecessary and misguided trade war.

Lutnick Schmucknick will go down in the annals of history as one of the worst Commerce Secretaries of all time.

by LaughingAloud April 6, 2025

Carol Schmucker

Carol Schmucker

Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...

Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.

Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.

by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025