punis

A man is said to suffer from the condition known as punis, when one or more of his pubic hairs is longer than the penis itself.

Did you hear about that kid Jerome? He actually trims his pubes so that nobody will know he's got punis.

by Professor HG February 12, 2008

Putin

The act of putting something into something else.

Why did you putin that knife into my back?

by Frank Palace March 3, 2022

Putin

putin is used when you talk to your mom

"mom do you know putin" mom "no, who is he" you "PUTIN THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"

by putin this dick in your vagina March 16, 2022

Yellow Punishment

The act of pissing on somone for punishment, pleasure, or fun.

Alex says everyone deserves a little yellow punishment as he lets loose on J.C. .

by the bad friend October 14, 2010

Russki Putin

The type of shit you take after a long night of drinking beers with the comrades, usually very liquidy and smelly.

Man that part last night was so crazy I woke up and had to take a russki Puttin

That russki Putin should have been a war crime how bad it smelled

by JJ Books March 17, 2022

Purista

A Stupid douche pretending to be a coffee expert like a Barista but acts like a minimalist to give the name a more hipster sound.

Gary: Here is your coffee ma'am.
Tina: Thank you! You are a great barista!
Gary: No ma'am. A barista is someone who works at starbucks. I don't conform to the easiest ways of making coffee. I am a Purista!

by pineapple123 September 2, 2013

Petism

a philosophy based on humans as pets of God

Petism compares the hierarchy of humans and our pets to God and humans.

by Liwi September 1, 2013