Purista

A Stupid douche pretending to be a coffee expert like a Barista but acts like a minimalist to give the name a more hipster sound.

Gary: Here is your coffee ma'am.
Tina: Thank you! You are a great barista!
Gary: No ma'am. A barista is someone who works at starbucks. I don't conform to the easiest ways of making coffee. I am a Purista!

by pineapple123 September 2, 2013

Purista

Noun. A self designation intended to promote oneself as a connoisseur that purports to be simultaneously devoted to both minimalism AND to unending dissection, precise measurement and reporting of data. Applies especially to food and drink.

Purista: "Let's just make love..."
Partner: "Oh yes, right now!!"
Purista: "But first I need to check the temperature, the lumens of light, the resiliance of the mattress and...
Partner: "Forget it. Let's just go out for coffee..."

by Yo Cuppa Joe December 27, 2013

Purist

Someone who prefers the old way of doing things.
Someone who adheres strictly to tradition.

My mother is such a purist, she has to make everything from scratch when she cooks.

by Spacecadet1980 April 16, 2015

Paristan

A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.

Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

puritanism

1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.

2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

Liberal people like me are extremely afraid of puritanism rising up.

by Zack Green August 19, 2004

Puritan

A person that's literally the king/queen of inferiority that they make themselves feel better by acting morally over the top that they expect everyone to be like them and anyone that dares to differ will be canceled

My puritan friends act like they better than everyone but when they walked downstairs, they saw that me, my friend, and the dog were in fancy clothes, they freaked the fuck out and had a temper tantrum.

by demekin March 17, 2020

Tally Hall Purist

A Tally Hall fan who REALLY hates Chonny Jash and/or his music and will go out of their way to harass him or his fans

Someone just told me to kms because I said I liked Chonny Jash.
Ugh...What a Tally Hall Purist

by buttersmutters September 7, 2023