punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

punchcard

A promiscuous person who has many sexual partners. Refers to a pass (most commonly used on commuter trains, subways and amusement parks) with ovals printed on it that indicate the number of times it can be used before a new ticket needs to be bought. Every time it is used, the ticket taker uses a paper punch to cut a hole in the ticket. Indicates that the person is like the paper ticket: cheap, good for a ride, used in all holes, considered disposable by the user, and discarded after it's all used up and worthless.

1) "Lyle is here? That punchcard better stay away from my boyfriend!"
2) Everyone at the party slept with Joan, giving her the unenviable reputation of being a punchcard.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Donky Punch

doing doggie style sex and right before you reaching orgasm you sock the girl in the back of the head so her asshole tightens on ur dick.

Example:


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by bob December 10, 2003

puñeta

1.a hand job
2.a fist
3.vulgar interjection similar to "damn" or "fuck"

1. El se dio una puñeta (he gave himself a handjob).

2. Me entraron a puñetasos (they beat me up with punches).

3. Aqui el que manda soy yo, puñeta (I am the boss here dammit)!

by Mangani Puñeta December 29, 2007

punch on

To initiate a fight by throwing the first punch.

"That guy was about to punch on!"

"Some bloke was flirting with my girlfriend - I was ready to punch on."

by iSkawt June 17, 2008

Gladie Punch

The act of punching with such force, that faces are obliterated upon contact. The Gladie Punch has been known to cause shockwaves that affect multiple people. Gladie Punches can only be done by Gladie.

Dude, Tom just got Gladie Punched and now he can't move his face.

by Gladie July 12, 2006

punch you in the face

Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always totally straight.

Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.

Guy A: "Dude, why are you sucking that guy's dick?"

Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"

Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."

by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009