Persian Pepper Spray

When performing oral sex, your partner squirts into your eyes, causing a burning pain, like pepper spray

Jessica persian pepper sprayed me last night! My eyes still burn!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

persimeter

The object in the area you are looking for, is on another object.

The Dildo is in the persimeter.

by The Flossant One May 28, 2018

persian lipstick

When ur girl goes to the dentist & gets novacaine & comes home numb. U then proceed to put ur dick in her numb mouth. She's slobbers all over it.

I came home from the dentist & Mark put on my Persian lipstick

by Reintardski June 1, 2018

Pershmuckled

A state of drunken stupor.

“Man, Chris got so persmuckled, better get him off the couch before he pisses himself.”

“Man Jordan had one Corona and got pershmuckled.”

by Ginsuu June 6, 2018

Persicaphobia

A serious fear of peaches and any products made with them, likely because of the appearance, taste, and fuzzy feel. The most well known man with this phobia is a man on the Maury show, who ran away from the images of peaches and baskets of them.

"I bought some peaches from the supermarket."
"Don't bring those things near me, I have Persicaphobia."

by caedyn June 28, 2018

Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.

My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.

by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018

perishabullshit

noun - imaginary items that are supposedly in danger of being ruined or going bad quickly

I ran into Gregg in the parking lot when I was leaving the grocery store after picking up a few cleaning supplies, and had to make up some perishabullshit about ice cream melting in my grocery bag to get away from the dude.

by Jethro Skull September 14, 2018