Persicaphobia 

A serious fear of peaches and any products made with them, likely because of the appearance, taste, and fuzzy feel. The most well known man with this phobia is a man on the Maury show, who ran away from the images of peaches and baskets of them.

"I bought some peaches from the supermarket."
"Don't bring those things near me, I have Persicaphobia."

Persicaphobia by caedyn June 28, 2018

Persianphobia 

An irrational fear of Iranians

Person 1 (iranian): actually, Iran isn't an arab country, I'm persi...

Persianphobic: OMG HELP ME

Person 2: dude, he has persianphobia

Persianphobia by teteu_evangelista December 20, 2021

Pescaphobia 

The irrational fear and/or hatred of fish and/or fish touching you usually accompanied by severe fits of rage when exposed to fish and fishy situations. However negated by the fact that those in question still enjoy eating fish.

Frank- Hey Steve come in the water's great!!
Steve- Hell no man, there's fish in there are you crazy I hate those things you know I've got Pescaphobia!

--Two hours later--

Frank- Hey Steve where do you wanna go for dinner?
Steve- I don't know but I'm thinking catfish either way.
Frank- Damn Steve you can be such a Pescaphobe sometimes.

Pescaphobia by CaboosismHLF July 9, 2011

peritaphobia 

The fear of experts.

Donald Trump has peritaphobia; he doesn't trust anyone who is smarter than him.

peritaphobia by KBeazy_30 December 7, 2020

Pisicaphobia 

Being scared of cats named pisica

Cozmo was scared of pisica, therefore he has pisicaphobia

Pisicaphobia by clientticket July 8, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020