putter

red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.

"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"

"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"

by NAAACKK February 8, 2005

putte

1. One who is run over by his teammates

2. A poodle

ROFL you just got putted

by teh shotsharp February 17, 2003

putto

Its a thing we say in Hungary when something is really awful,bad or disgusting.

Shaki,your new hairdresser sucks. Your hair is so putto.

by ravaszroka July 25, 2008

Putting something hot up in that ass

The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.

Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

puttin in work

1. to shank a fellow prisnor
2. to kill in prison to improve one's reputation

He cut me in line for the telephone, so I had to be puttin in work on him.

by BennyDubs May 2, 2006

Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.

"Letting Sarah Palin run, is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Mysterywriter October 24, 2008

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.

"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

by thewhitesouljaboy November 23, 2011