When two elder people use their time traveling machine to pass into a different time zone then notify their kids on group message that their auto correct isn’t working.
by Jokester73049 July 14, 2023
Get the pastedni mug.An annoying salty homophobic person who pesters people for things until the other person eventually does get sick of it.
Also the person tends to get kicked out of places easily.
Also the person tends to get kicked out of places easily.
Dude, you're legit being a pasteclia right now, please fix yourself.
Disrespectfully, you are being a pasteclia right now.
Disrespectfully, you are being a pasteclia right now.
by skidibiland July 14, 2024
Get the pasteclia mug.Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
by petthewolves August 12, 2024
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Puppyzinho: Look at her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, either way… what bliss. Unhappy darling?
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.
Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.
Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
by petthewolves January 27, 2024
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Get the paster mug.by Mrfrogm May 26, 2024
Get the Pasted mug.a way to describe two people who's personalities "match", or blend well together, especially in a romantic context. two people who are pastel together may have fluid conversations and make jokes that work well together, or in other words, "blend into a gradient."
"did you see her and her crush the other day? they were acting, like, so pastel together. they were finishing each other's jokes and everything."
by orangejuiceorangejuice June 30, 2024
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