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Mile high French dip

When one puts just the tip of his or her tongue in a pilot's butt. For a brief period after 9/11, it was often referred to as the "Mile High Freedom Dip".
The flight attendant was so impressed by and grateful for the maneuvering of Charles "Sully" Sullenberger that she gave him a mile high French dip.
by EioDesign November 2, 2015
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mild raper

A rapist who cares for the sexual wants and needs of the victim.
It wasn't so bad. He was a mild raper
by Batjoker October 14, 2016
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Miked

"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"
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mile down

Step one: dick slap your partner so hard their heart stops.

Step two: once they are 6-feet under acquire a shovel of some kind and proceed to dig up their exciments.

Step three: once you open the coffin they are buried in, use the shovel to dig a mile down so when you are committing necrophilia not a soul can hear you (Note this may take some time).

Step four: once the hole is Doug climb out again and push the coffin down the hole. (Ensure enough room at the bottom the the sex pit to allow space for flexible monouvers).

Step five: slip down your underwear and proceed the fuck any maggot filled hole of your choice. Once the maggots have attached themselves to your penis and started making friendly conversations with your crabs continue to shit on the skull of the victim, one the hot, steamy load is to the suitable size, watch as the methane fills lump of shit melts the face and reveals the victims eye sockets.

Step six: once the shit has reached core temperature of 40 Degrees Celsius, insert your penis into the eye sockets and blow your load until the mixture of semen and shit streams out of her nose like a the Alaskan snow dragon.

Step seven: proceed to fuck the dead corpse in the anus, achieveing maximum penetration, leave the maggots to crawl of your penis into the corpses anus. Once this step is complete you will have achieved the mile down and earned your place on the wall of fame. Once on the wall of fame you get a free refillable soda cup at Nando's.
I have Lisa a mean mile down, it's a shame really but Nando's is a priority to me.
by The Mandingo Brothers June 21, 2017
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mileagestone

A milestone of mileage traveled or covered.
My Truck reached a mileagestone of 215000 miles today
by Andrewpreneur June 29, 2017
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Miked

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.
"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"
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Mild Hoarding Problem

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders
They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.
by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019
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