Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dongledawg

Miked

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.

"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"

Miked by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

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The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.

That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.

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When (generally on a road trip) you experience a moment of uncertainty when forced to lower your backside onto a particularly unhygienic toilet.

"Man, that toilet was so bad i swear i did a truck stop twerk for a solid 5 minutes."

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When yo' be eating chocolate cake, yo look like yo have pirate teeth.

That birthday party was dope, and now I gots the pirate teeth.

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