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Green-miled 

When you or someone you love is being Green-miled it can sometimes be hard, yet hilarious to watch. simply put, it is when you're trapped in a conversation with someone who is talking at you. You feel like the dude in the movie of the same name who's mouth is being filled with a thousand angry flies.
Fuck sakes, look at Gary over there getting Green-Miled by that fat cunt Heather again.
Green-miled by G.Regrets November 25, 2021
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Green Mile Succ 

When you are feeling ill and your significant other provides fellatio to give relief to your symptoms. Much like John Coffee from the critically acclaimed film “The Green Mile”.
Nikola: “Damn, I’ve had this headache all day”
Josh: “Just ask your girl for a Green Mile Succ”
Green Mile Succ by Jershua March 23, 2019

green mile 

The short "mile" that a prisoner walks before he is executed on prison grounds by the force of the law.
There's a dead man walkin' on a green mile.
green mile by that guy August 4, 2003

green mile 

A book written, in six parts, by Steven King, about life on a prison bloc and the lives of some of the inmates, such as Delacroix and John Coffee. Was also made into a movie. The title comes from the hallway inmates walk down before they are to be executed by electric chair.
When John Coffee walked to the chair, no one had the balls to cry "Dead man walkin' on the green mile!"
green mile by Queen of the World August 12, 2005

Green Mile 

Something you say when you're heading towards the inevitable. Usually either impending pain or doom awaits you. Intended to be humorous, or as a reminder that others have suffered worse and you now join their ranks.

The Green Mile was a short walk prisoners had to walk before facing execution. To say "Walking the Green Mile" was a way to tell other prisoners that you wouldn't be coming back from where the guards were taking you.
"Walking the Green Mile, better get right with Jesus."

Little Tommy said "Walking the Green Mile." when they called him to the principal's office.

Goobs said "Walking the Green Mile." as he approached the restroom after a 5 day pizza binge.

the green mile syndrome 

after you finish pissing, you have to piss again, and again, and again...
shit! last night i had the green mile syndrome so bad i spent two hours walking back and forth to the toilet!

the green mile 

any distance that must be travelled by foot to buy weed. doesn't particularly have to be a mile, but will feel like one to the participants, as they will probably be stoned into their sofas.

as a result, the green mile is often a very daunting task for anyone that must travel it.
brian : roll another one then mate
terry : we're all out bruv, fancy walking the green mile?
brian : do i fuck
the green mile by MrCasual January 6, 2011