Meningism

A word that has two very different meanings depending on the speed of its utterance.

1. Said quickly; a clinical syndrome of headache, neck stiffness and photophobia. Often indicative of inflammation in or around the meninges.

2. Said slowly; a situation describing multiple male bukkake recipients.

I’d rather see meningism than have meningism.

by Tethys Wrenslayer February 19, 2023

mellington dingleton

some cute woman idk

"mellington dingleton is cute asf"

by narilovesyou April 3, 2023

Malingerer

Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!

An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.

by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023

Mewing

Putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth in order to have a more sharp and defined jawline.

Derrick was silent; mewing.

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

mewing

(verb, orthotropics) a form of oral posture training to improve jaw and facial structure. It was named after Mike and John Mew, controversial British orthodontists. It involves placing one's tongue at the roof of the mouth and applying pressure, with the aim of changing the structure of the jaws.

Mewing will change the way your face looks.

by teamdokifanclub_off August 11, 2024

Mewing

Mewing is a myth that high school band kids believe will make them more attractive. This is apart of the incel belief of "look maxxing" that involves taking basic care of yourself and thinking that looking hot will get you laid. Those that partake in Mewing are also often times not allowed within 100 feet of an elementary school

Incel: I've just started mewing and I'm already seeing results
Incel 2: Same, I can't wait for Stacy's to hop on my dick
Normal Person: You both are fucking dorks, go outside and interact with real people

by Ihaveasmallgock October 6, 2023

Malingle

A very gangsta ass young truly humble under God individual. He's an absolute thug and shouldn't be taken in a joking matter.

Look at malingle fucking go

by Fartqueefonator January 3, 2024