mewing

A technique attributed to a British orthodontist named Mike Mew that involves putting pressure on the roof of your mouth with your tongue to try and change the shape of your face by moving your maxilla up and forwards with the lateral pressure of your tongue. This fits into the broader looksmax approach to self-modification in the name of love and romance.

Stacy "Yh Chad has some nice ass jaw now. He's been mewing for 6 months now"

by xaviergainford January 14, 2019

mewing

Mewing is the the practice of using proper tongue posture to improve facial beauty and fix malocclusion of the teeth. The term ‘Mewing’ is a play off of Mike Mew’s name aka God, the man credited for spreading the good knowledge of the tropic premise. The tropic premise consists of having teeth together, lips together, and tongue on the roof of the mouth. Only through the use of all three, one can rise up out the ashes of lonely inceldom and move closer to chadliness.

Mirer: „How‘d you get such a good looking face?“

Chad: „I‘ve been mewing for one year bro.“

by @Mewinglifestyle May 22, 2019

Mewing

Mew can learn every move. Mewing is when you perform EVERY SEX POSITION EVER CREATED and even ones that haven't yet been created. Throughout this act, to truly be Mewing you must repeatedly shout defiantly: "YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

Girl: what position/fetish do you want to try tonight
Guy: all of them. I'm Mewing you.

by zylab.G2 February 22, 2021

mewing

The act of crying, throwing a fit/tantrum, bitching about even the smallest things

(Person A) I haven't seen Stan in a while, what has he been up to?
(Person B) No one wants to hang out with Stan cause of his constant mewing, so he sits at his house and plays video games all the time

by UrbanePerson September 26, 2013

Mewing

When the party get horrible, things get smashed, couples are fighting. Everyone begins to Mew

Hell, when she found out the rubber burst she was proper mewing.

by Chico Sucicida May 3, 2016

mewing

Mewing or to mew is a technique teached by Dr. Mike Mew which tries to reposition the human tongue to its correct primal posture on the roof of the mouth. It is believed to be an important factor in developing a great symmetrical face, widening the palate and a great jaw.

yet you are coping with mewing, mewing is dumb af tbh, fekin lol at mewing

by lifemaxkjl November 15, 2017

Mewing

Mewing is a myth that high school band kids believe will make them more attractive. This is apart of the incel belief of "look maxxing" that involves taking basic care of yourself and thinking that looking hot will get you laid. Those that partake in Mewing are also often times not allowed within 100 feet of an elementary school

Incel: I've just started mewing and I'm already seeing results
Incel 2: Same, I can't wait for Stacy's to hop on my dick
Normal Person: You both are fucking dorks, go outside and interact with real people

by Ihaveasmallgock October 6, 2023